Six Impossible Things


“I daresay you haven’t had much practice,” said the Queen. “When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed in as many as six impossible things before breakfast…”

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invisible electric fence.

I heard there’s a new craze among dog owners in suberbia.  Invisible electric fences.  Your dog lives under the pleasant dellusion that it’s free - until it hits that little invisible boundry then - zap!  However, such invisible lines have thier merits.

I wish the internet would adopt such security measures.  There should be something that prevents you from running into bits and pieces of internet drivel you didn’t want to stumble across.

So when I read this:

“This song brings back memories of this girl I dated who was a faux indie-hipster chick that wore Dior and Chanel, don’t miss those days.”

all I could think was - man, I don’t miss you either, paper mache soul.

How two stupid self absorbed kids caused so much hurt and pain towards one another I’ll never know.  I’m sorry for those times.  I’m not sorry I’m not still in the midst of them.